You've got to love the Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale. I dragged my arm-load of 'bargains' to the checkout and the following happened:
Nordstrom Sales Associate: 'Hi, was anyone helping you today?'
Me: 'Er, yes she was, oh and I think you should know that the lock in changing room 10 doesn't seem to be working, I got stuck in there'
N.S. Ass: 'Oh my God you poor thing. Did you get out?'
Me: 'No, no I didn't. You should probably call someone.'