Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Eye of the Beholder

That's it. I'm sick of big boobs. I want my body back. I'm tired of trying on clothes and either looking like a hooker or a matron.

LK: Go for hooker!


Ali said...

Oh god I can relate. Grub just turned one and if anything my boobs are bigger than when she was a newborn. Unlike you, however, I am losing virtually no weight. I'm going to have to wean her to be able to lose any and she's a little bit too interested in the boobs at the moment for that to be an option!

Constantina said...


And thank you for the humorous bathing suit post. As I just got into one for the first time yesterday, I needed that.

Expat mum said...

As one whose boobs never changed size (and therefore never produced anything) I can't even imagine. I also didn't have the hair loss thing either. Maybe my body was in denial?

Michelloui said...

I think it's almost worse when I lost my post pregnancy and finally post breast feeding weight--boobs that increased in size didnt merely decrease in size, but became a weird flat shape as well. Two pitta breads might be a good description. Creative bra wearing became top priority!

Hyphen Mama said...

hahahahaha!!! Go for the hooker.


Veronica said...

Catching up now.

Yep, I'm sick of my big boobs too. I want my pert little pre-baby boobs back. They were easy!

Jane said...

Enjoy them while they last. You'll have years ahead of you of them hanging like two sacks on the front of your body.
Hope you have fun back home.