Monday, September 15, 2008

Make Me A Chuffing Baby

I stole this idea from A Girl and A Boy, and thought how interesting it would be to try when you already know the results.

What the chuff am I blathering about??

OK, sorry, A site where you take a picture of you:

(I have no pride)

then a picture of the alleged father:


Plug the two photos in to the site, and lo and behold it produces your spawn:

A little uncanny, no? Certainly, her hair has never looked that presentable, but that's a pretty damn accurate photo-fit of our little 3 year old.


So, it got me thinking. People are always saying that LK looks a little like Jon Bon Jovi, and quite frankly who am I to contradict - having spent most of my formative years in the library or watching Match of the Day, I wouldn't have known quite frankly. All I recognized was someone I knew I wouldn't want to kick out of bed in the next 50 years.

Ahem, anyway. So, I put it to the test. I plugged in my photo, and a photo of JBJ:

And, you will be as amazed as I was at the results. Look at our potential daughter:


I think the sunglasses may have thrown them off a little off (yah think?), either that or one of us has some latent African heritage that only this website can pick up on.

Anyway, it made me laugh. I think I'll settle for the DNA donor I've got thankyou very much.

....and Pete, you'll never know how much restraint it took for me not to try it for you and the missus. Feel free to share the results with me though, if you feel so inclined.....


Sugarplum's Mom said...

ok my first thought wasn't Jon Bon Jovi.. I think he's got more of a Robert Redford vibe goin on

Janet said...

Ah, well that's computer programs for ya. I just did a survey on Almost American's blog about how much I waste. According to this survey I waste $400 per month. No way! Believe me I'm as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm. It's just a load of hogwash, obviously.

american mum said...

Hmm. Well good thing Bon Jovi's not your baby daddy. I've got to try this!

jenny said...

bwwaaahahah! that's awesome! i'll have to try this for fun.

Daffodilly said...

That is hilarious!

ExpatKat said...


Hyphen Mama said...

The first one is GREAT! I was looking for the header picture to compare. But alas, it's not there today.


Now I must go try.

Sarah D said...

this is the most hysterical thing I've seen all month. I love it!!

Summerland girl said...

Bon Jovi? Kevin Bacon all the way!