Saturday, October 18, 2008

Morning Glory

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

For me it's usually - is it a work day or a non-work day? Quickly followed by - how the chuff did she crawl in to bed again without me knowing, and how long have I been sleeping with a 3 year-old's bottom in my face?

The reason I write this, is, courtesy of waking up more often than not face-to-arse with my daughter, I am privy to her first thoughts of a morning (and some pretty healthy farts). Recently, they've been nothing if not bizarre (thoughts not farts - thank God). Clearly she's processing some important stuff in her sleep. She used to wake up and ask for 'Anna TV' or some 'cold milk' but these are just last week's gems - literally the first words out of her mouth:

'Mum, I was finking, what are those white fings either side of an elephant's trunk?'

'Hoop rhymes with loop!'

'Octopusses eat crabs'

'Mum, what kind of sea animal are you going to be for Halloween? I fink you should be a whale. A humpback whale. I will be a crab and Dada can be a eel'.

'Mum, you hold Dada's bottom..........and I'll hold his top and we can measure him!'


ExpatKat said...


Anonymous said...

"Hoop rhymes with Loop!" is my favourite. A budding Dr Seuss! Really pleased that life is allowing you to exhale a bit too. S xx

Sherilyn -The Dominee Huisvrouw said...

I love the "Hold Dada's Bottom" Kids come up w/ the funniest things sometimes

Expat mum said...

The last one is my fave! Lord knows what your husband was thinking.

Hyphen Mama said...

"I was finking..."

How precious is that?!?