Item #5 of this list made me laugh out loud, which is never a good thing if you're at your desk pretending to work accounts.
I wonder if it's true that running your dishwasher uses less water than washing dishes in the sink? I bloody hope so. Our water bill is nearly $400 a month because of the apartments. I cringe every time I hear next door start the shower (we can hear the pipes). I feel like the father of a teenage lad when I say to LK - 'I mean seriously, who takes a thirty minute shower? What are they doing in there?'.
'Shagging?' he answers hopefully.